STUPIDITY IN THE MAKING
evaeats: jocosejoni: supdevan: Some of the worst analogies written by high school students. These are the best things I’ve ever read. I couldn’t get past reading 2 without having to stop and giggle into a pillow The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object.

evaeats:

jocosejoni:

supdevan:

Some of the worst analogies written by high school students.

These are the best things I’ve ever read.

I couldn’t get past reading 2 without having to stop and giggle into a pillow

The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object.

Reblogged 3 months ago from evaeats (Originally from obeseblackguy)
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    I actually really like #10. Brilliant analogy.
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    I was going to quote a particularly bad one but oh my fucking god they’re all really bad orz
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    I’m a little curious to know what grade levels these are from. Like how many of these were written by seniors.